Mark Hayes
- Age: 21
- Birthday: October 4th
- Orientation: ???
- Born: Dallas, TX
- (supposed) Spouse: Christina Williams
Character Description
A lanky, Texan washout infatuated with Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers. In copious amounts of angry, insecure denial about being queer. Possibly secretly in love with Johnny or Connor, may the world (and Christina) never know...
Trivia
- Obsessed with Butthole Surfers like no other. He first discovered the band around the age of 10 due to hearing 'Pepper' blasting in a local record shop one day. Mark asked the guy running the shop who was currently playing, and was incredibly intrigued by not only hearing the band's name for the first time, but also hearing that the frontman, Gibby Haynes, came from his home town.
- Has naturally curly hair. Completely fried from not only the constant straightening, but also the shitty box dye he always resorts to using on it.
- Has known Johnny since high school. Their friendship begun thanks to Mark noticing Johnny's Stooges t-shirt, causing him to gush about his music taste for hours and hours on end.
- Has a lot of health issues, due to his family's history combined with his current eating disorders. Having constant cracking joints must suck for a guy that skinny.
- Is autistic but refuses to tell anyone out of pure shame and embarrassment, although from even an outsider's perspective, it is incredibly obvious.